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Discussion » Questions » Humor and Jokes » If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?

If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?

Posted - April 17

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  • 7488
    Scream for mummy (she passed away four years ago).
      April 17, 2019 1:56 AM MDT
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  • 1532
    Sympathies.
    We never outgrow the need for a mummy.
    I guess the best we get is learning to become our own mothers in self-nurture.
    Or if we strike it lucky we get a great life-partner and provide the mothering to one another, hopefully the positive kind.

    I lost my Mum about six years ago, but she had had severe dementia for quite a few years. I'd had time to adjust to the loss.
    And in many ways, I was more her mother.
      April 20, 2019 7:56 PM MDT
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  • 10092
    Take my clothing off and give my self visual a treat.....  How weird would that be and would you know that it was yourself you're looking at in the future.. ! 
      April 17, 2019 2:53 AM MDT
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  • 1532
    Wow! I can't quite imagine it so I respect your vivid imagination.
      April 20, 2019 7:57 PM MDT
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  • 35815
    Kill myself.  
      April 17, 2019 8:29 AM MDT
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  • 1532
    No!
    I hope not!
    If you're feeling down or depressed, please message me.
    Or even if not.
    I'd be more than happy to chat with you in depth.
      April 20, 2019 7:53 PM MDT
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  • 27
    Start saving for retirement sooner, travel sooner. 
      April 20, 2019 6:55 PM MDT
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  • 6797
    Get into my dad's car and drive to the nearest place that sold ice cream. Then on the way home I would stop and buy cigarettes and beer so I could smoke and drink like my uncles do. This post was edited by Kittigate at April 20, 2019 8:12 PM MDT
      April 20, 2019 8:01 PM MDT
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  • 23345
     
      It would never happen because "self" is a 
    singular word and "themselves" is a plural word. I can't get past the grammatical mix-match to imagine the hypothetical concept.

    ~





      June 15, 2019 5:31 AM MDT
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