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Benedict Arnold

Have you properly disposed of your eyewitnesses and douchebags ?


And don't forget to rotate your boyfriends.

Posted - June 21, 2019
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  • 46117
    Oh no. I keep everyone around to keep me in check and remind me to always be me.  No matter what.   Why do you think I come on here as a daily exercise?  You need the mental strength of an Olympic athlete to walk in my shoes.  

    BORN TO ANNOY.

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at June 21, 2019 5:17 PM MDT
      June 21, 2019 1:38 PM MDT
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  • Do you renounce Santa?
      June 21, 2019 1:45 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Now I am terrified. My answer just disappeared?  

    YES.  YES MISTRESS.  I RENOUNCE ANYTHNG YOU ASK ME TO RENOUNCE.  Don't MAKE ME DISAPPEAR!!!!!!!!!
      June 21, 2019 1:46 PM MDT
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  • That's better.

    Now get rid of that DNA evidence.
      June 21, 2019 1:48 PM MDT
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  • 46117



     

    ALREADY GONE.


    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at June 21, 2019 5:18 PM MDT
      June 21, 2019 1:50 PM MDT
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  • Then join me for lunch -

      June 21, 2019 2:09 PM MDT
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  • 6023
    If you left eyewitnesses, you've already done something wrong.


      June 21, 2019 1:44 PM MDT
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  • 11112
    Yes I plant them in the peat moss bog then dig them up in 20 years and call them Mummy (peat moss bogs have preserving properties). Cheers and happy weekend!
      June 21, 2019 4:10 PM MDT
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  • You're handy in so many ways 
      June 21, 2019 5:00 PM MDT
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  • I'm working on it, but first I need to make a list:
    1. rope
    2. buckets
    3. cement
    4. rent boat
      June 21, 2019 5:15 PM MDT
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  • 11112
    Duct tape is good to have too. Cheers and happy weekend 
      June 21, 2019 5:22 PM MDT
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  • Ooh, thanks for the reminder. That'll help muffle the screams :)
      June 21, 2019 5:25 PM MDT
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  • 11112
    I was also thinking it might not be wise to rent a boat because it could leave a paper trail of evidence - just buy a $40 rubber dingy and pay cash for it. Cheers and happy weekend!
      June 21, 2019 5:27 PM MDT
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  • You're the guy to know. 

      June 21, 2019 5:36 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    Is this what you mean by rotating your boyfriends?

      June 21, 2019 5:21 PM MDT
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  • HA! 

    Only the ones that taste like chicken.
      June 21, 2019 5:24 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    Wait...you have to taste all of them.
      June 21, 2019 5:27 PM MDT
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  • What can I say ?
      June 21, 2019 5:51 PM MDT
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  • Who hasn't?
      June 21, 2019 5:55 PM MDT
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  • 4624
    I try to avoid doing anything that I would be embarrassed for someone to witness.

    I don't encourage douchebags so I never need to get rid of them.
      June 21, 2019 11:36 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Douchebags yes, but I haven't gotten rid of the eyewitnesses yet because I'm running out of room.  Hey, do you have some extra room in the attic at your house I could use?
      June 22, 2019 5:25 AM MDT
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  • 1893
    Eyewitnesses & Douchebags haven't seen any around for awhile. 

    Now Roses are wonderful with the right fertilizer, and crabs do grow at a rapid rate with the proper feeding.  Do you know proper bone meal is required for a healthy garden.  It is so nice to listen to the neighbors gush over how well my gardening projects turn out and my building of a salt water crab pond
      June 22, 2019 12:43 PM MDT
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