Not one fake (or real) marriage has ever resulted in these fake match-ups. This one snuck up on me quite unexpectedly, and she announced to me that she and I are fake-engaged even before our first fake date. I know it’s destined to end like all the others, but I doubt it’s the last time this will happen. Why does this fake pattern keep fake repeating itself?
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If we don’t need others interfering, why do I have 287 sister-wives??
Oh okay. I’ll be right back, I need to make a quick call to my lawyer.