Not one fake (or real) marriage has ever resulted in these fake match-ups. This one snuck up on me quite unexpectedly, and she announced to me that she and I are fake-engaged even before our first fake date. I know it’s destined to end like all the others, but I doubt it’s the last time this will happen. Why does this fake pattern keep fake repeating itself?
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Jane S is my hero. I’m only fake engaged to you so we can get a fake divorce. Then I can file hundreds of fake restraining orders against you...Then I’ll be just like Jane. Dreams do come true!!! :)