Well I`m a reformed thief so technically I don`t need no stinking keys but if I was giving a key to the secrete room at the Canadian Forces Maritime Experimental and Test Ranges in Nanoose Bay I`d use it to check out the UFO and think about taking it for a joy ride. Cheers!
Its said to be a recovered UFO and some of the local yokels claim it crashed in Nanoose Bay 40 or so years ago. Part of the base is rented to the US Navy they say they are just there to test torpedo's and communication stuff but I think their secretly working with the Canadians at getting the UFO fixed. Cheers!
I need two keys. Only two. They are the only two keys I need or care about. The key to my house and the key to my car. You can give all the other keys to someone else.