I wear velcro shoes all the time. It is getting difficult to reach and trim my toe nails. When I was younger, I could shovel all the snow outta the driveway. Now I have a snow blower. I used to play golf. Now I just watch golfers win millions of dollars. (on TV) I used to bitch about stuff. Now I call everybody 'sons-a-bitches'.
The first time a younger person offered me their seat on a city transit bus. I was a bit taken aback, I said 'I don't really look that old and decrepit, do I?' That was about 15 years ago and now it happens quite a lot. Nice people.