Have you ever pee'ed on someone in a non-sexual context?

Yes!  I peed on Santa's lap when I was a kid so I'm permanently on the naughty list.  He hasn't gotten over it yet.  Also, when I was a kid we were at church and my mom wouldn't let me get up to use the bathroom during the sermon one time because she thought I could hold it but I proved her wrong!  It flowed down the wooden pew so mom got a wet butt, lol.  The thing that made it worse was mom always made us all sit in the front row at church.

I'm sure I peed on my mom while she was changing my diaper, as did my son on me.

NO.  And anyone that thinks that is sexual has their circuits connected in a creepy manner.

Beyond not sexual.  UGH.  I mean what do you do for an encore?  Puke while kissing?   This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at October 17, 2019 2:53 PM MDT

You mean like urinating on a vanquished opponent, or the corpse of a dead foe?
Nope, and that’s the story I’m sticking to. 

I tried to once but I couldn't do it because there were people watching. A guy tried to rape a friend of the family while her children were in the room so when I caught up to him a few days later I beat him to the ground then tried to pee on him but I couldn't even get a dribble out. Cheers!

Anything I would answer would pale in comparison to the exceptionally great answers posted as of now by Livvie, Element 99, THE DAM IS BREAKING FINALLY,  Don Barzini and Nanoose.

:)

Not yet. I do want to pee on Rupert Murdoch's grave, when he has the grace to die already.

On my dad when I was a baby. That's a story he likes to embarrass me with. lol

No.

The way you you worded this question concerns me....

Several years ago, a man was found in the bottom of a 'Port-o-John'.  He jumped out but no one wanted to physically grab him to hold for police. I guess they all said ;"piss on that"!