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Randy D

Where are some of the worst and most embarrassing places to spill food on your clothing? Crotch takes the cake. ~




She: “Hold still, Randy D; I want to make sure I get it ALL.”

Posted - November 29, 2019
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  • 23659


    She got her comeuppance, though - - after she said that to you, here came the dog . . .


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    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at December 2, 2019 10:42 PM MST
      November 30, 2019 3:47 PM MST
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  • 53528


      No wonder I’m always out of peanut butter after she stops by my place! And Fido, you get back over here this instant!  Grrrrrrrrr. 



    ~
      November 30, 2019 7:01 PM MST
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  • 23659
    :)
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      December 1, 2019 5:12 AM MST
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  • 23659
    Yeah, crotch takes the cake. But it might be a cool conversation starter with the right guy . . .
      November 30, 2019 3:48 PM MST
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  • He:  "Oh, my, I am so sorry having dropped that cake into your bosom. Let me help you - we have to loosen the bra, so I can work on it.
      November 30, 2019 4:32 PM MST
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  • 53528


    ~ This post was edited by Randy D at December 2, 2019 5:22 PM MST
      November 30, 2019 6:57 PM MST
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  • It is not necessary to employ a technical gadget to open a bra. It takes very nice and encouraging words of the man accused, an uninterrupted eye contact - and whatever else of compliments he can come up with - then the woman with the spoiled breast will be willing to help him - maybe guide his hands, so the cleaning will be thorough. Maybe she has other skin spoilings in need to be cleaned............or stirred up - whatever comes first.
      December 2, 2019 5:24 PM MST
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  • 53528
      December 2, 2019 8:41 PM MST
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  • 44654
    In someone else's car.
      November 30, 2019 5:25 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Well, the only thing that takes a bigger cake is if the food is brown or RED.


      November 30, 2019 5:50 PM MST
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  • The rubbing time takes longer when the stain is Red Wine. You probably have to saison the whole thing with salt.....
      November 30, 2019 5:56 PM MST
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  • 44654
    I don't think she was referring to wine.
      November 30, 2019 6:00 PM MST
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  • 14795
    Put white wine on red wine spill ,it's an old trick my Gran use to do...Mrs W,H....:) 
      December 2, 2019 8:57 PM MST
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  • 14795
    It's sounds then that those monsters you men keep locked away in your pants will eat almost any thing and your one takes the biscuit......no wonder it's ofthen refered to as "meat and two veg" 
    Can I ask ,what Elsie you feed it on....and is it ok to pet it occassionally ....

    It looks to me like the black sheep of the family, prey ,may I ask ,when is shearing time again.... :) 
      December 2, 2019 8:54 PM MST
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  • 14795
    I'm with you Randy here for onece....Hot mulled wine on my crouch makes me groin a bit....never ever problems with the clean up though....many hands make light work as they say here in my house....   :) 
      December 2, 2019 9:06 PM MST
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