It is not necessary to employ a technical gadget to open a bra. It takes very nice and encouraging words of the man accused, an uninterrupted eye contact - and whatever else of compliments he can come up with - then the woman with the spoiled breast will be willing to help him - maybe guide his hands, so the cleaning will be thorough. Maybe she has other skin spoilings in need to be cleaned............or stirred up - whatever comes first.
It's sounds then that those monsters you men keep locked away in your pants will eat almost any thing and your one takes the biscuit......no wonder it's ofthen refered to as "meat and two veg" Can I ask ,what Elsie you feed it on....and is it ok to pet it occassionally ....
It looks to me like the black sheep of the family, prey ,may I ask ,when is shearing time again.... :)
I'm with you Randy here for onece....Hot mulled wine on my crouch makes me groin a bit....never ever problems with the clean up though....many hands make light work as they say here in my house.... :)