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Would you vote for me? No, wait a minute. Listen...

My platform will be that I will hire Bernie Sanders as Secretary of Commerce, Elizabeth Warren as Secretary of Education,  Bloomberg as Secretary of Heath, and Andrew Yang as Secretary of State.  I'll be President and Boss of Seafood and live on my Yacht.

Posted - January 15, 2020
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  • 53509

      Wait, no Secretary of the Grammar Police?  I know a guy . . .

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      January 16, 2020 5:35 AM MST
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  • 46117
    Why don't you go apply NOW at the WHITE HOUSE?  There is someone tweeting up a storm that needs you BADLY.
      January 16, 2020 9:19 AM MST
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  • 53509

    (that who needs)

    Lol, you’re right!  The problem is that as soon as I do or say something he doesn’t like, he’ll tweet that I’m a moronic, idiotic, foolish, brainless incompetent, and fire me immediately!
      January 16, 2020 11:58 AM MST
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  • 46117
    I think you should hire Bernie as President and you can fetch his covfefe.
      January 16, 2020 9:18 AM MST
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  • 6988
    Is Lake Erie fish considered 'seafood?'
      January 16, 2020 12:36 PM MST
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  • 3523
    Nope.
      January 16, 2020 5:20 PM MST
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  • 11112
    Maybe I'll vote for you if your position as Boss Of Seafood helps me and a couple of my friends. I know a couple that have a commercial seafood business - thanks to Donald Trump they picked up new customers in Japan or China (the companies didn't like the uncertainty of dealing with the US so they went with a Canadian company). So as Boss of Seafood will you use your authority and the power of the GOP to send in military ships to block their fishing grounds in the Straight of Georgia and the West Coast of Vancouver Island?  Cheers! This post was edited by Nanoose at January 16, 2020 5:21 PM MST
      January 16, 2020 12:54 PM MST
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  • 3523
    Hang on.  I'll give Justin a call to see what he wants to do.
      January 16, 2020 5:22 PM MST
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  • 11112
    He is pretty busy right now trying to grow a beard so maybe you shouldn't bother him for a few weeks. Cheers!
      January 16, 2020 5:35 PM MST
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