What's something you absolutely refuse to wear?

Trump's hair style.

Bermuda shorts or any variation thereof.

LOL!

Love that answer!! :)

Can't blame you there. :)

My philosophy is thus: if you wanna wear shorts, wear shorts.  If you wanna wear slacks, wear slacks. Do not attempt to combine the two. :-)

Trashbags.

Them skin tight nylon bike pants. Cheers!

Anything under my kilt (unless it's a family ceilidh).  

Brahahahahaha.....I was wondering when someone would say that. :)

They would be a tragic comedy on me. :)

Gotta love them kilts. :)

I wondered no one had said it already and sort of felt obligated to say so. Thanks. Btw, he will know so. I told him so several times here as back on EP.

Mini-shirts. I like mine loose.

At my age... It's just best I stay away from them. :)

Something itchy

That is so true. :)

A meat dress

A thong

LOL

What if you want to wear shorts that come down to your knees? :(

:-)

Bikinis (in the singular and the plural, in case of confusion)

That is the Bermuda shorts they are talking about.