I'm a good writer and I"m funny. Should I write a book on what it is like to be a massage therapist? Would I sell?

Only if you let ME proofread it. Wait, make that only if you hire me to proofread it. I want money, and much more than your going rate of tree fiddy. 



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Unless you have some juicy lascivious tales to tell, I suspect there won't be much general audience interest.

The average person (or cockatoo) won't get off their ischial tuberosity and fork over money unless there is a human interest element.


 

I would read it. Go for it. 

You could entitle it; 'Erma Bombeck's Evil Daughter's Uterus Scrapings".  That would sell.

I don't think the life story of a massage therapist would be very interesting to read unless you made up a good amount of fiction kind of stuff to make it look a lot more funny and exciting. 

No ,not if you're going to keep on rubbing up people the wrong way....:(.   Hehe