I would make a continuous loop of the Baby Shark song then I would set the volume at half - leave the room and let them sit there and listen to it for 18 hours. After that I would go back to room and inform them that if they don't agree to surrender I'll crank it up to full volume and leave the room for 3 days. Cheers!
I suppose it is a little bit sadistic but its better then my old way of dealing with an enemy which was putting them in the peat moss bog then digging them up after 20 years and start calling them Mummy (peat moss bogs have preserving properties). Cheers!
So you're a tough guy Like it really rough guy Just can't get enough guy Chest always so puffed guy I'm that bad type Make your mama sad type Make your girlfriend mad tight Might seduce your dad type I'm the bad guy, duh