Do you think he’s going to attack me? I’m scared.

Yorkies have been known to kill and eat babies. I once knew an elderly lady named Mildred. She would fall asleep in he recliner  watching Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy after dinner. Mildred passed one warm summer eve in her sleep. The neighbors heard her litlle yorkie dog barking incessantly one day. Mildred had not been seen for several days so the police were called for a welfare check. Upon arriving they were confronted by the stench of death

As the ontinued to investigate,   they were horrified to have discovered Mildred (or what was left of her) ssitting in her chair still clutching a glass of diluted whiskey and water in her blue withered hands.   A puddle of her body fluids formed around her on the mauve, low-pile carpet in a starburst formation.  Sitting on her flat, breathless chest was her prized little yorkie, Pinocchio.  His muzzle blood-encrusted. He had been feeding on her face. Days latter after the coroner's report, it came to pass that Pinocchio had eaten her dentures.  Poor little Pinocchio had sensed her last meal of tuna helper,  furiously attempte to salvage the pieces of fish lodged between her teeth to sarisfy the pains of starvation gnawing at his gut. This post was edited by Jon at January 29, 2020 9:26 AM MST