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“God knows there are difficult women out there. Women who are - at times – shallow, bitchy, selfish, dishonest and, of course, crazy.” – AskMen: W... moreDIFFICULT
“God knows there are difficult women out there. Women who are - at times – shallow, bitchy, selfish, dishonest and, of course, crazy.” – AskMen: Why Men Date Difficult Women
Difficult women don’t care what time it is, they’re
crowding the bus stop with their difficult bodies,
refusing to budge for the light, or in the parks,
dragging their difficulty behind them like a fat dog.
Some of them are running, cycling, or worse,
driving cars. If a difficult woman hits you at 30 miles per hour
you have a 50 percent chance of survival. At home,
difficult women are more like walls than windows
but if you lean on one, you fall straight through
and sometimes at night they show your face.
Difficult women don’t know they’re born.
Difficult women don’t know the meaning of the word.
There could be one folded into your newspaper,
holding her breasts like oranges. There might be
one carrying your coffee, or moving to your road.
In London, it’s sai... less
Pinocchio depended upon the puppet master to turn him into a real life human boy. PET depended upon selected voters to turn him into a president. Both Pinocchio and PET became what... morePinocchio depended upon the puppet master to turn him into a real life human boy. PET depended upon selected voters to turn him into a president. Both Pinocchio and PET became what that they sought to be through the efforts/actions of others. What was a fantasy fairy tale is now our reality. PET and Pinocchio are forever linked in time. Their stories are the same. Isn't it wonderful? That a human can aspire to achieve an impossible dream in real life just as a wooden dummy did in literature?
DID YOU EVER SEE A BOOK IN A MOVIE AND TRY TO SEE WHAT THE TITLE WAS??????by that I mean say someone's reading a book and you can see the cover; doesn't it drive you crazy to not b... moreDID YOU EVER SEE A BOOK IN A MOVIE AND TRY TO SEE WHAT THE TITLE WAS??????by that I mean say someone's reading a book and you can see the cover; doesn't it drive you crazy to not be able to see the title?I know this a dumb question, but I HAD to ask it..........LOL:-Dsame with newspapers.........many times I'll freeze-frame a shot of a front page and read the other stuff on it!!!!!!!!dumb, right? lol.........
I guess some folks don't mind being insulted or demeaned or putdown. That was why an insulting comedian like Don Rickles made it big. Makes no sense to me but he was a very popular... moreI guess some folks don't mind being insulted or demeaned or putdown. That was why an insulting comedian like Don Rickles made it big. Makes no sense to me but he was a very popular PUTDOWN guy. Do you like to be putdown/insulted/condescended to/demeaned? Would you pay money for it? Why?
In Chaucer's "Wife of Bath's Tale" the knight returns to the court, after a year and a day, to face possible execution. This seems poorly considered. Why did he just go... moreIn Chaucer's "Wife of Bath's Tale" the knight returns to the court, after a year and a day, to face possible execution. This seems poorly considered. Why did he just go off and recreate himself elsewhere?
My favorite at the moment after the most awfullest terriblest worsest miserablest crappiest disgustingest cheesiest prez election in my lifetime is the following...for ... moreMy favorite at the moment after the most awfullest terriblest worsest miserablest crappiest disgustingest cheesiest prez election in my lifetime is the following...for obvious reasons"The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor WitShall lure it back to cancel half a Line,Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it"In others words, no do-overs.
