1. My s/o needs me for something.2. I have an important call on the other line...I'll call you back later.3. My cat/dog needs to be fed.4. I'm starving and ... more1. My s/o needs me for something.2. I have an important call on the other line...I'll call you back later.3. My cat/dog needs to be fed.4. I'm starving and need to eat NOW.5. I need to go take a dump.6. Start fake coughing uncontrollably. 7. There is someone at the door. 8. I just heard a loud noise in the back yard.9. I need to throw up.9. other_________________10. I don't lie. (Yeah...right)