A person walks into a grocery store and, among other things, purchases items to make chicken soup. Then, immediately upon leaving the store, drives directly to the local Chin... moreA person walks into a grocery store and, among other things, purchases items to make chicken soup. Then, immediately upon leaving the store, drives directly to the local Chinese restaurant and orders 3 very large containers of various forms of chicken based soups, along with other food from the menu, of course. WTF? What were they thinking? How much hot soup can one person drink in a day? How much food can they eat? And, what's going to happen to all the ingredients for the soup if there is enough prepared food to last for a few days?I need serious help. :-( less
Of course Putin will tell Trump the truth just exactly and precisely as Trump always tells we the people the truth. You can take their cred to the bank and it won't bounce. That ma... moreOf course Putin will tell Trump the truth just exactly and precisely as Trump always tells we the people the truth. You can take their cred to the bank and it won't bounce. That makes me feel so much better. You too, right? Putin is clearly an honorable man and is fond of Trump so he would never lie to him. Now I hope we can put this behind us..shut down all investigations and move on. Nothing happened folks. Nothing to see here. Putin denied it. What? You don't believe him? Are you calling him a LIAR? less
The expression "to pull a boner" comes from the old American minstrel shows. There was a man in these shows who was called Mr. Bones because he carried two small sticks of bon... moreThe expression "to pull a boner" comes from the old American minstrel shows. There was a man in these shows who was called Mr. Bones because he carried two small sticks of bone that he used as an instrument. He was asked questions by one of the other men in the show, just to get stupid but funny answers. This became known as "pulling boners." But in time, the expression, "to pull a boner," meant something more than getting an answer to make you laugh. It meant a bad blunder a mistake that was costly. And a man who pulled such boners was often described as a "bonehead." less
I've always loved the cold. I hate heat and humidity. Fall has always been my favorite season. All that being said, the past 2 days the temps dropped like a rock!... moreI've always loved the cold. I hate heat and humidity. Fall has always been my favorite season. All that being said, the past 2 days the temps dropped like a rock! It's f*cking cold! I don't understand why I'm suddenly so uncomfortable. Here's my question:Since I'm a Jew, is it at all possible that there is a sleeping cell in my DNA that has suddenly turned itself on, and is telling me it's time to move to my homeland.. Palm Beach, Florida?
A friend of mine has a couple of donkeys. I like those two silly a$$es. They are very dog like in their behavior. We were discussing the possibility of creating a... moreA friend of mine has a couple of donkeys. I like those two silly a$$es. They are very dog like in their behavior. We were discussing the possibility of creating a donkey rescue. I think a good name would be Grab My A$$ Rescue or My A$$ Loves To Be Scratched Rescue or maybe even, Big A$$es Need Loving Too Sanctuary. She's not so sure. She likes Move Your A$$ Sanctuary or My A$$ Needs Grass Rescue Group. What do you think? Do you like any of those suggestions? If so, which one? If not, do you have any suggestions? less
