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What would a U.S military parade look like? Would our missiles be more phallic than mammaric?

Last post by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH - February 10, 2018
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How do you manage the awakening hormones from hibernation?

In Florida we had 83 degr.F with a bright sun all day. I wanted to take over the world today. It did not happen despite of my excitement. I should have the same urge 20 years... more

Last post by Pearl - February 11, 2018
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Do you have a good idea for a saying on a bumper sticker?

How about this: "What 're ewe lookin' at?"

Last post by Stemmata949 - February 24, 2018
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Do you have a good idea for an emblem on your baseball style hat?

How about that little hourglass that shows on your computer when it's "thinking?"

Last post by Pearl - February 6, 2018
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Have come up with any clever ideas for a saying on a t-shirt

How about instead of advertising a clothing brand your t-shirt said, "This Space Available?"

Last post by CallMeIshmael - February 6, 2018
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When was the last time you were "too big for your britches?"

Me? Well there was this German girl on the bus today nursing her little girl and... well... you get the picture.

Last post by Bozette - February 4, 2018
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Who'll come a-waltzing my Tilde with me?

Get it?

Last post by Slartibartfast - February 4, 2018
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Does he/she who has/owns the ball control the game?

Props to Element 99 :)

Last post by Pearl - February 14, 2018
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If you hang around the town square, does that make you a-round peg in a square (hole)?

Anything funny you'd care to add to that?

Last post by Pearl - February 14, 2018
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Can/could/would Superman be considered "undocumented"?

Certainly an alien ;)

Last post by Pearl - February 14, 2018
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Which Disney Character Was Actually Based Off Of You?

(This question was gleaned, without disentanglement, directly from BuzzFeed).

Last post by Pearl - February 14, 2018
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Are we having pun yet? (Where's that punny guy Slart when we need him?) ~

Last post by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH - February 14, 2018
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What would you say to a Gay Klansman who tells you "The South will rise again and it will be Faabulous!!"?

Last post by Not Sure - February 15, 2018
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Let's get a room. If I'm not there in half an hour you can start without me.

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Last post by Jane S - January 24, 2018
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Would you like to know my opinion of your opinion of me?

EVERYONE is entitled to MY opinion.

Last post by CallMeIshmael - January 27, 2018
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