1. I have no job.2. I am retired.3. I am on welfare.4. I am lazy.5. I am a pimp and others work for me.6. I live with my parents and sponge off of them.7. I rob carryouts for money... more1. I have no job.2. I am retired.3. I am on welfare.4. I am lazy.5. I am a pimp and others work for me.6. I live with my parents and sponge off of them.7. I rob carryouts for money.8. I am a congressman/woman. (Or any other politician.)