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Discussion » Questions » Politics » If you were the President of the United States, what would you do to get impeached?

If you were the President of the United States, what would you do to get impeached?

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Posted - February 8

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  • 7962
    I would do same things as Putin or Kim Jong-un do.
      February 8, 2020 12:41 PM MST
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  • 28209

      It would most likely be grammar/related, such as instituting a mandate that gross violators be hauled off to specialized concentration re-education camps. 

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      February 8, 2020 12:49 PM MST
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  • 2851
    Eww, Randy, the only thing that's a gross violation in your grammar prison camp is the soup!



    *reported to the UN Human Rights Council*  

    You're getting a condemnation, President Randy!
      February 9, 2020 3:02 PM MST
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  • 28209

      “Prison camp”?  We prefer the term “habit-realignment center”. Now please step to one side so that the voltage on the Persuader Protocols Therapy doesn’t get you. 

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      February 9, 2020 4:44 PM MST
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  • 1859
    I'd hire Trump as my spiritual advisor!
      February 8, 2020 2:04 PM MST
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  • Lol. 
      February 8, 2020 3:05 PM MST
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  • 3781
    I would be a Democrat then open all the borders and let everyone in: the terrorists, sex offenders, drug lords, anyone.  
    The Governors from every state would meet in San Francisco to see how to deal with mass poverty.
    I'd build more jails to house the massive increase in drug addicts and criminals.  Everyone's taxes would increase 100% to pay for all of it. The prisoners would make tents as well as license plates. 
      February 8, 2020 2:34 PM MST
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  • 28209

      Wow, that’s one scary administration, Madam President!  (Wait, I do get to be your Sandwich Czar, right?)


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      February 8, 2020 3:09 PM MST
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  • I think just be Canadian would work...Impeach me. 
      February 8, 2020 3:06 PM MST
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  • 28209

      Wait, she’s CANADIAN???  Ewwww. 


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      February 8, 2020 3:27 PM MST
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  • You don’t like a woman on top of you?? FREAK! :)
      February 8, 2020 3:29 PM MST
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  • 28209

      That depends on who the woman is . . . 


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      February 8, 2020 4:44 PM MST
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  • Stop talking about JANE in front of me. 
      February 8, 2020 4:46 PM MST
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  • 28209

      Er, um, it can’t be that you’re JEALOUS of Jane S, are you?  Stop that fighting, you two!  This is no way for presidential ladies to act!


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      February 8, 2020 5:00 PM MST
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  • Yes, I’m jealous of Jane -_- she has all the best restraining orders. 
      February 8, 2020 5:02 PM MST
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  • 28209

     Doctor: “Go with that feeling, Jaimie,  go with it. Reach deep inside yourself and find out why you’ve invented this fake personality and assigned her as your rival in your hopeless attempts to land this Randy D guy. The sooner you face these delusions, you’ll take your first steps toward cure . . .”


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      February 8, 2020 8:48 PM MST
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  • The cure is putting an axe in this Randy guy’s head, RIGHT DOCTOR??

      February 8, 2020 9:03 PM MST
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  • 28209

      Ondine’s twin sister, separated at birth!


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      February 8, 2020 9:05 PM MST
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  • Lol :) she’s taught me so much already. 
      February 8, 2020 9:08 PM MST
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  • 28209
    Sisters!



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      February 8, 2020 9:16 PM MST
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  • That’s not me..I would never wear yellow gold -_-
      February 8, 2020 9:25 PM MST
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  • 28209
    (Sigh.)
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      February 8, 2020 9:26 PM MST
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  • 28209

    You're right; you look better in stripes anyway. 


    ~ This post was edited by Randy D at February 9, 2020 11:44 AM MST
      February 8, 2020 9:31 PM MST
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  • What’s this “no” word? That’s not me either. I like the outfit though...

      February 8, 2020 9:34 PM MST
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