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Livvie

If you were the President of the United States, what would you do to get impeached?

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Posted - February 8, 2020
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  • No way!  I think we could probably use a Canadian for President.  Might work better ... :)
      February 8, 2020 6:04 PM MST
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  •   February 8, 2020 9:26 PM MST
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  • YEAH and he isn't even orange!   This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at February 9, 2020 2:37 PM MST
      February 9, 2020 2:56 AM MST
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  • Exactly :) 
      February 9, 2020 5:34 AM MST
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  • 44623
    How about Ted Cruz?

      February 9, 2020 11:47 AM MST
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  • MY EYES!!!!  MY EYES!!!     YIKES!
      February 9, 2020 1:36 PM MST
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  • 44623
    Born in Canada.
      February 9, 2020 2:27 PM MST
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  • 5451
    I'm not old enough to be the president of the United States but I'm not letting that stop me from being the President for this question so go ahead,  do something corrupt and let's get impeached!
      February 9, 2020 2:52 PM MST
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  • 11015
    I'd turn the White House into a Bed and Breakfast.
      February 8, 2020 4:26 PM MST
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  • 53509

      Fast-forward to history class, the year 2120: students learn that during the presidency of Jane S, Randy D slept here. 


    ~
      February 8, 2020 4:41 PM MST
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  • 34305
    Didn't Bill Clinton already do that? 
      February 9, 2020 4:57 AM MST
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  • 7280
    I'd withhold authorized military aid from a foreign country until they agreed to do what I asked them to do to help me get an advantage in my next election.

    I know that could get me impeached...(It's obviously worked before.)

    I'm not sure how to get convicted however---Senate Republicans---with the exception of Mitt Romney---can't seem to understand the true horror of what I did.
      February 8, 2020 7:05 PM MST
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  • Flagrant collusion with cute Russian Twinks after drinking far too much Russian Vodka might be enough to get me ousted.

    Let's get this party started.
      February 8, 2020 9:13 PM MST
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  • 16797
    Charge the taxpayers lots of money for the secret service to stay at MY resort, thus pocketing the proceeds, and make sure I take more vacations there per year than my predecessor took anywhere per term, not seeing the hypocrisy in lambasting him for taking those vacations.
      February 9, 2020 5:06 AM MST
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  • 34305
    I would put all my kids and extended family on the boards of international companies they know nothing about. And make sure we...err they were paid millions each. And if any prosecutor tries to investigate, just threaten the country's with loan guarantees if they do not fire that nosey SOB. 
    Then brag about it on video.

    Oh yeah...  Ummm. Oh, well at least, we will all be rich. 


    I know how to seal the deal change my name to Trump. That will do it for sure.
      February 9, 2020 5:08 AM MST
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  • 53509

      Have you noticed how many people who have res responded so far, regardless of where they live in the world, have answered this question with the single-minded focus on the current US presidential administration, and not on presidency in general?  Big picture, folks.   Jes’ sayin’. 
    ~ This post was edited by Randy D at February 9, 2020 2:42 PM MST
      February 9, 2020 6:25 AM MST
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  • 44623
    ...res...?
      February 9, 2020 11:54 AM MST
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  • 53509

    Doh!
    ~
      February 9, 2020 12:32 PM MST
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  • 44623
    I would spend most of my time on answerMug and let my VP, Randy, run the country. I would also be drunk all day and sleep 10 hours a day...kinda like I already do.
      February 9, 2020 11:57 AM MST
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  • 53509

      Would I have to forge your signature on all of the illegal executive orders I‘d be putting out, or could I just put my own name on them?
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      February 9, 2020 12:14 PM MST
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  • 16797
    Sign an EO making mayonnaise or Vegemite a mandatory ingredient on all sammiches.
      February 9, 2020 6:38 PM MST
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  • 53509

     Danged Aussies coming up here and destroying the good order and moral discipline of my beautiful country!  He’s not even eligible for the presidency!  Grrrrrrr. 

      February 9, 2020 7:50 PM MST
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  • 5451
    There aren't any eligibility requirements for people to be the President of the United States on this question so sorry, Randy.  You're just going to have to learn to like mayonnaise and Vegemite during the Slartibartfast administration.

    Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to get back to doing my own things to get impeached and continue my pick-up game with the nuclear football.  D*m, not enough for a first down.  I'll have to punt it away now. 
      February 9, 2020 8:11 PM MST
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  • 53509

      I just heard there are re-education camps for people who don’t immediately succumb to a Vegemite and guacamole diet with a mayo chaser!  I’m doomed!

      February 9, 2020 8:23 PM MST
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  • 5451
    Don't worry, Randy, that only happens in some other AM member's administration.  The only re-education camps I have are for journalists who write stories that are critical of my hair or my outfit.  Oh wait, I wasn't supposed to mention that!    Now they're sending the articles of impeachment back to the House to add on to them!  Ugh, I'm not having a good presidency!
      February 9, 2020 8:29 PM MST
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