To answer your question, though - - no, I only answered with the Sharpie because it popped into my mind right away when I read Element 99's question and I smiled and posted it. :)
My chainsaw. In your photo it looks like the blade has holes in it - is there a reason for that like does it some how keep the blade from shattering? Cheers!
Maybe take console in knowing that the pain you get is probably THE sharpest Presidential pain in the history of presidents, no other president gave/gives such great pain, the best pain ever. Ever. The BEST. No other president gave such pain as he has. He's the best pain giver ever. In the history of presidents. In the history of all presidents.
I truly was only exaggerating the president's extremely annoying-to-me habit of constantly saying just HOW great he is and how great everything he does, is - - daily, all the time. :)