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Who would win...Mormons, Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses or Scientologists?

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Posted - March 21, 2020
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  • 11151
    Mormons because they usually  work on farms so they have pitchforks, Cheers and happy weekend!
      March 21, 2020 10:07 AM MDT
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  • 6988
    Mormons win because they have a 'beehive' as their symbol. Ya wouldn't wanna mess with a beehive, would ya? 
      March 21, 2020 10:22 AM MDT
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  • 11087
    I have been personal friends with members of all three. JW's never give up, so that's my pick.
      March 21, 2020 10:32 AM MDT
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  • 44649
    Three friends? How about Randy?
      March 21, 2020 10:48 AM MDT
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  • 11087
    I didn't think Randy belonged to any of those groups. And he is not my friend. I don't even like him.
      March 21, 2020 12:40 PM MDT
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  • 2706
    It depends on what they are supposed to be winning. If they were competing at who is the most biblically sound religion, they would all lose.
      March 21, 2020 10:32 AM MDT
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  • 44649
    I was wondering when someone would mention that. Online tiddly-winks.
      March 21, 2020 10:41 AM MDT
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  • 2657
    Who is "the most biblically sound religion"? When the pandemic is over, who should we gather with? Who is doing the preaching work?
    Hebrews 10:24-25 And let us consider one another so as to incite to love and fine works, 25 not forsaking our meeting together, as some have the custom, but encouraging one another, and all the more so as you see the day drawing near.
    (Matthew 24:14) And this good news of the Kingdom will be preached in all the inhabited earth for a witness to all the nations, and then the end will come.

      May 10, 2020 3:18 AM MDT
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  • 5391

    Win at what? 

      March 21, 2020 12:23 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Scientologists would win because they are the evilest. 
      March 21, 2020 1:49 PM MDT
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  • 2327
    Well, none of them have won yet. 
      March 21, 2020 2:10 PM MDT
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  • 34432
    What are they playing?
      March 21, 2020 2:13 PM MDT
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  • 2657
    Slap jack?
      May 10, 2020 3:12 AM MDT
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  • 13277
    Why did you not mention Buddhists, Catholics, Episcopalians, Unitarians, and assorted Protestants?
      May 10, 2020 6:00 AM MDT
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  • 16826
    Jews, given their track record. They've been fighting for 5000 years for the right to exist, and they're still here.
      May 10, 2020 6:03 AM MDT
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