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Randy D

I’m buying a small motel, renovating it, and I plan to have a theme to the scheme. You’re my business advisor; what theme should I choose?

 

 



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Posted - March 17, 2021
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  • 13395
    You could make the design like a mini Noah's Ark theme; each room for a different kind of animal. 

    Eg. the monkey room, kangaroo room,  unicorn room, etc.

    You could name it The Noah's Ark Motel and I bet the place would become so popular that you could start an international chain of Noah's Ark Motels and become a billionaire. This post was edited by Kittigate at April 20, 2023 9:01 PM MDT
      March 17, 2021 11:42 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      Motel 40/40
      The Two-by-Two Motel
      All-Species Motel
      The Genesis Arms Motel
      Morning Dove Rainbow Motel
      Ride Out The Flood Motel
      Motel High and Dry
      Best Port in a Storm Motel
      Best Road Trip Ever Motel

      March 18, 2021 6:12 AM MDT
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  • 1952
    You could have a hot tub theme, hot tub in every room and you could name your hotel Soak and Poke. :)
      March 18, 2021 3:48 AM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      LOL!
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      March 18, 2021 6:06 AM MDT
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  • 1952
     :)
      March 18, 2021 6:10 AM MDT
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  • 53524

    PACKAGES OFFERED:

    Tub and Rub — hot tub and massage in the room

    Splash and Flash — hot tub and exhibitionism in the room

    Wet and Bet — hot tub and gambling in the room 

    Basin and Chasin’ — hot tub in the room, singles’ meet-market in the restaurant-bar

    Suds and Buds — hot tub and (legal) cannibis in the room

    Water and Fodder — hot tub and free room service 

    Agua and Fuagra — hot tub and pretentious gourmet food in the room

    Bubbles for Doubles — special discount for two people registering together 
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      March 18, 2021 6:27 AM MDT
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  • 1952
    Hehehehe!!!!!
      March 18, 2021 9:20 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    LMAO
      March 18, 2021 11:24 AM MDT
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  • 19937
    Go with a circus theme.  Trapezes in every room.
      March 18, 2021 8:54 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    The Palms Motel
      March 18, 2021 11:25 AM MDT
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  • 53524

    Hey!

    I happen to run a clean and wholesome establishment here, I’ll have you know!  


    ((((Ok, the reporters are gone now. Meet me in the room next to the office. Wink, wink.))))


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      March 18, 2021 1:01 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    OOOOOOO (don't) Stop lol
      March 18, 2021 2:34 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

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      March 18, 2021 2:47 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    Randy where do you find these wonderful gifs that speak so adequately for every situation.  I think you are a genius...I love that about you (all of the above).
      March 18, 2021 3:50 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    He discovered a means how to download images from his imagination.
      March 18, 2021 5:29 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    I believe it!
      March 18, 2021 5:55 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     Thank you, that’s very nice of you, but I don’t think it’s a question of genius status on my part, more like a perfectionist’s streak. It takes me quite some time to find the photo or drawing or gif that I want to use to help convey what I’m posting, sometimes I’ve spent 20 to 30 minutes at it. Of course, I also have hundreds of graphics saved up for later use, and sometimes I just happen to have the right one in the holster ready to go. It still takes time for me to sort through them all, though. 


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      March 18, 2021 6:35 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    The right one in the holster...LMAO...I love it. Ride-um cowboy. 



     This post was edited by Art Lover at March 19, 2021 4:16 AM MDT
      March 19, 2021 4:12 AM MDT
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  • 53524

     

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      March 19, 2021 4:37 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    Yummy!
      March 19, 2021 5:09 AM MDT
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  • 23641


    I suggest The Bates Motel



    Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho (1960) | Psycho



     
      April 20, 2023 9:01 PM MDT
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  • 16826
    That would imply that Randy keeps slaves, making it the Master B ...

    Oh wait, he does. I forgot about that subbasement.
      April 21, 2023 7:03 AM MDT
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  • 5451

    We have rooms with one coffin and rooms with two coffins available.

    Check in is at 2:00 in the morning.  Check out is at 11:00 at night.

    Breakfast is from 5:30 in the evening until 9:00 at night.


    Please, no loud noise after 10:00 in the morning.

    We have a problem.  There’s a pile of ashes in one of the rooms.


    Umm, who put that in the desk drawer?  Make sure the vampire’s family’s lawyer doesn’t find out about this.

    This post was edited by Livvie at April 22, 2023 6:40 PM MDT
      April 20, 2023 9:21 PM MDT
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  • 16826
    The "Your Wife Will Never Find Out" Motel.
      April 21, 2023 7:05 AM MDT
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