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Motel 40/40
The Two-by-Two Motel
All-Species Motel
The Genesis Arms Motel
Morning Dove Rainbow Motel
Ride Out The Flood Motel
Motel High and Dry
Best Port in a Storm Motel
Best Road Trip Ever Motel
LOL!
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PACKAGES OFFERED:
Tub and Rub — hot tub and massage in the room
Splash and Flash — hot tub and exhibitionism in the room
Wet and Bet — hot tub and gambling in the room
Basin and Chasin’ — hot tub in the room, singles’ meet-market in the restaurant-bar
Suds and Buds — hot tub and (legal) cannibis in the room
Water and Fodder — hot tub and free room service
Agua and Fuagra — hot tub and pretentious gourmet food in the room
Bubbles for Doubles — special discount for two people registering together
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Hey!
I happen to run a clean and wholesome establishment here, I’ll have you know!
((((Ok, the reporters are gone now. Meet me in the room next to the office. Wink, wink.))))
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Thank you, that’s very nice of you, but I don’t think it’s a question of genius status on my part, more like a perfectionist’s streak. It takes me quite some time to find the photo or drawing or gif that I want to use to help convey what I’m posting, sometimes I’ve spent 20 to 30 minutes at it. Of course, I also have hundreds of graphics saved up for later use, and sometimes I just happen to have the right one in the holster ready to go. It still takes time for me to sort through them all, though.
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We have rooms with one coffin and rooms with two coffins available.
Check in is at 2:00 in the morning. Check out is at 11:00 at night.
Breakfast is from 5:30 in the evening until 9:00 at night.
Please, no loud noise after 10:00 in the morning.
We have a problem. There’s a pile of ashes in one of the rooms.
Umm, who put that in the desk drawer? Make sure the vampire’s family’s lawyer doesn’t find out about this.