Please post one word that describes your dad? Thanks.

Nice :) Dad’s are the best, IMO. 

Same here.

You never knew him? 

 

  Nope. He did his deed and disappeared from my mother’s life. He was long-gone right after evacuation, well before fertilization set in. I’ve never even seen a picture of him. 
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:(  that must have been difficult for you. If I’d have known that before I would have given you a 10% discount on the alimony payments, but I’m too used to the money now so it’s still $5000 a month.  

 

  Wait, will you lower the amount if I tell you I got stung by a swarm of bees at age four, or that I chipped my front tooth at nine years old by accidentally running into the pole holding up the basketball hoop, or that my brother stole two girlfriends from me, or that my very first brand spanking new bicycle got stolen right from our own back yard, or that Kimberly F. couldn’t go with me to the school dance so we both just stayed home from it, or that I got passed up for promotion to Sergeant in the Marine Corps and had to wait for the next rotation, or that when I was stationed in Hawaii it was supposed to be two years but I keep pulling strings and stayed five and a half years and tried to stay longer until they caught onto me and transferred me to the East Coast, or that I had to get LASIK when my 20/20 eyesight began to fail me after age 40, or . . .

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Wait, what?? LASIK 40 what??  I married someone over 40??? I’m calling my lawyer, STAT! I’m pretty sure this entitles me to double alimony for putting up with the elderly..;P

 

  You’re expected to CARE FOR and SHOW RESPECT TO older people, you whippersnapper!  Grrrrrrr. 

 

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He turned artist at the end okay? Artist of twisted and fancy nature coloured windows. Brutely minimalist. Oh yeah! This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at July 10, 2021 4:38 PM MDT

Ok 

Yeah it is a nice song :) This song more reminds me of my step dad,  than my dad, but they were both the best. :) 

 

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