You have a friend coming over for dinner. You want to give them a gift. The first thing to your right is what you give them. What is it?

  The keys to the sub-basement are the only objects directly to my right side . . . wait, that’s not right! I can’t let those keys fall into the wrong hands under any circumstances whatsoever, and a houseguest is precisely the wrong person! Shhhh!

  

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