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You have a friend coming over for dinner. You want to give them a gift. The first thing to your right is what you give them. What is it?

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Posted - August 6, 2021
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  • 44654
    A curio cabinet that I keep some collected items in.
      August 6, 2021 1:24 PM MDT
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  • 1952
    Two birds in a cage.
      August 6, 2021 1:36 PM MDT
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  • 757
    What kind of birds?

      August 6, 2021 3:34 PM MDT
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  • 1952
    Cockatiels. :)
      August 7, 2021 8:20 AM MDT
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  • 757
    I used to raise cockatiels. Now I have a male sun conure.
      August 7, 2021 4:08 PM MDT
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  • 1952
    Those are really beautiful birds.
      August 10, 2021 6:19 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    A back scratcher, a gently used tissue and two hair combs.
      August 6, 2021 1:51 PM MDT
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  • 53528

     

      Well, as long as the tissue is only gently used, and you swear you didn’t wash your hands after using it and before preparing the meal, I guess it’s fine.


    [Note to self: politely yet firmly decline all future invitations to eat at her place.]
    ~

      August 7, 2021 10:17 AM MDT
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  • 19937
    I didn't blow in the tissue, I used it to wipe the perspiration (women don't sweat) from my forehead.  And, yes, I did wash my hands before preparing dinner. :)
      August 7, 2021 1:09 PM MDT
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  • 53528


      I cant can’t talk right now, I have to go to Costco and buy enough Lysol to fill my bathtub then scrub myself in it for a few hours. Bye!
    (Whew!)

    ~

    This post was edited by Randy D at August 7, 2021 9:35 PM MDT
      August 7, 2021 4:44 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    A round wooden table with some odds & ends stuff on it.
      August 6, 2021 2:43 PM MDT
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  • 10664
    That would be a dried hairball.  (EW!!!)  
      August 6, 2021 2:53 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    I’m sitting on the couch right now, so the first thing immediately to my right is my cousin, so I guess you’re getting her.  She’s watching me type this.  I’m telling her I’m responding to your post and I’m talking about her.  I’m probably in trouble now.  Oh, I just got that look from her.
      August 6, 2021 6:39 PM MDT
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  • 53528

     

      I’ll be right there!
    ~

      August 7, 2021 10:19 AM MDT
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  • Please hurry.  She likes to poke me in the arm in the spot where I had my COVID-19 shot.  She finds that entertaining.
      August 7, 2021 11:40 PM MDT
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  • 53528

     

      Oh, I don’t think you’ll ever have to worry about Livvie again; I have something very special planned for her. 


    ~

      August 8, 2021 6:25 AM MDT
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  • 34460
    My tv remote.
      August 6, 2021 7:10 PM MDT
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  • 16839
    The toilet roll holder. Yes, I AM in the can, got a problem with that? This post was edited by Slartibartfast at August 7, 2021 10:19 AM MDT
      August 6, 2021 10:45 PM MDT
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  • 17620
    A half bottle of Publix Spring Water.
      August 7, 2021 2:47 PM MDT
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  • 3025
    My iPad.
      August 7, 2021 4:48 PM MDT
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  • The first thing to my right is the hotel's alarm clock.  That will be your gift. 
      August 7, 2021 11:43 PM MDT
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  • 551
    An aluminium stepladder.
      August 8, 2021 3:19 AM MDT
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  • 16839
    Did you ever meet your real ladder?
      August 8, 2021 3:49 AM MDT
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  • 551
      August 9, 2021 4:14 PM MDT
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