Example: 'More fun than a barrel of monkeys.' becomes 'More fun than a barrel of pickles.'.
Time flies when you’re having fun.
Time flies when you’re having none.
Time flies when you’re having some.
Time flaws when you’re having fun.
Time and tide wait for no man.
Time and buses wait for no man.
Time and again, wait for no man.
Time and tide wait on no man.
Be kind, rewind.
Be kind, remind.
Be kind, reward.
Be kind, recline.
If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.
If you can’t pay something nice, don’t pay anything at all.
If you can’t say something twice, don’t say anything at all, if you can’t say something twice, don’t say anything at all.
If you can’t say something nice, then say anything at all.
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
An app a day keeps the doctor away.
An apple a day keeps the doctor hungry.
Foul, foul, foul! This is a glaring and flagrant disregard for the rules! I struggled and struggled to keep to changing just one word of original expressions, heck, I could have come up with dozens of entries by changing several words! Grrrrrrr.
Yet you won’t throw down with Randy D?
Some rebel! I demand an investigation! Grrrrrrrr.
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