and your friend is standing there naked. What do you do? (No, this has never happened to me.)
 “I knew that someday soon it would happen. Let’s do this.”
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Amateurs. (Cough, cough.)
[J/k.]
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  ((((What if she has Randy D hidden behind the door? Things may take a while.))))
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  Oh, really now?
(I’m SO happy, folks!)
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  Visiting “yoy”?![]()
  I don’t know if that makes you Yiddish, or makes you a rapper. 
DJ Insane Jane, The Midwest Tempest, oy vey.

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  Hey, wait . . . !
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