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Do you have an idea for a wierd sport? Example: Cross country bowling.

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Posted - December 16, 2021
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  • 13277
    wierd weird. What's up with you and your WEIRD spelling?
      December 16, 2021 3:19 PM MST
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  • 44603
    Dang.
      December 16, 2021 3:50 PM MST
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  • 13395
    Submarine racing, under water of course.
      December 16, 2021 3:37 PM MST
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  • 44603
    The Navy already has that...chasing commie subs. I once calculated the speed of our nuclear missile subs with a distance to destination and a phone call. Oops. It was not the 'officially published' speed.
      December 16, 2021 3:58 PM MST
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  • 53504

     

      Submarine races in mid-air might prove a bit weirder than under the waves. Jes’ sayin’.
    ~

      December 17, 2021 3:34 PM MST
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  • 13395
    Those things are called blimps.
      December 17, 2021 3:38 PM MST
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  • 53504

     

      Lol, blimps are blimps, true, but I’m referring to actual submarines. They’re a tad bit heavier than blimps, and much less aerodynamic.  Arrgghh.

    ~

      December 17, 2021 7:03 PM MST
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  • 16763
    Bassball. Replace the bat with a double bass.
      December 16, 2021 5:29 PM MST
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  • 10635
    Uphill skiing 
      December 16, 2021 6:45 PM MST
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  • 44603
    That was my second choice for my example.
      December 16, 2021 8:23 PM MST
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  • 23576
    Synchronized Badminton
      December 16, 2021 8:17 PM MST
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  • 53504

     

     


      Dry-air swimming (yeah, before challenging me, not all air is dry)

      Rocket-propelled roller derby

      Desert dunes spear-fishing 

      Skateboard polo (sans equines)

      Interesting, watchable, tolerable cricket (wait until the Aussie reads that one)

      Monster 18-wheeler truck and trailer pull

      Square-ball bowling

      Crushed ice hockey (rink is filled with crushed ice instead of solid)

      Ice cube fishing (teensy tiny hooks, short lines)

      Telephone poll vaulting

      Basketball weaving

      Fingernail file fencing (get in there close, you two)

      Swordfish fighting

      Martial law arts (firing squads await the vanquished)

      Pie-beating contest (many fewer calories, and less vomiting afterwards)

      Dog-ear racing (don’t ask me; I just name them)

      High alai (street pharmaceuticals meet ancient gamesmanship) 

      Croissant-Country skiing (contestants munch on backwoods baked goods while navigating the white powder)((no, the other white powder, grrrrrrrr)  

      In-boxing (two opponents fill out paperwork and move it from their own in-boxes to those of the other side, at the last buzzer, the one with the empty in-box wins)

     Tonnis (that’s how much the ball weighs; good luck avoiding those elbow injuries)

      Waiflifting (much easier than those hundreds or thousands of pounds)

      Duck down hunting (not the entire bird, just the feathers)

      Horsefly fishing (fly fishing with an interesting twist)
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      December 16, 2021 9:06 PM MST
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  • 16763
    It takes intelligence and patience to understand the nuances of cricket. The former is rare in American sports fans (or sports fans anywhere tbh), the latter totally non-existent. It's chess to baseball's checkers.
      December 19, 2021 5:07 AM MST
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  • 23576
    Watching roller derby as a child literally sent me to emotional pieces. My mind could not comprehend the cruelty.
      December 19, 2021 7:45 PM MST
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  • 23576
    Watching roller derby as a child literally sent me to emotional pieces. My mind could not comprehend the cruelty.


    EDIT: Woops,  this was meant to be a reply to Randy D's answer. I will leave this answer here but I will also copy it to Randy D's answer. This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at December 20, 2021 7:25 PM MST
      December 16, 2021 9:09 PM MST
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  • 13395
    How about cross country archery  practice on skis shooting at a target towed by a drone.
      December 16, 2021 10:29 PM MST
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  • 6023
    I could actually see this one happening.
    Not much different from the current Biathlon ... just with archery rather than a rifle, and a moving target.
      December 17, 2021 7:33 AM MST
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  • 53504

     

      (Not much different from than . . . )
                    or
      (Does not much differ from)

      December 20, 2021 7:28 PM MST
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  • 6023
    Cross Country Bowling ?
    I can see that.  A combination of Cross Country and Lawn Bowling.
    Hurry and patent the rules!
      December 17, 2021 7:34 AM MST
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  • 5451
    I know!  How about adball?  Every play has a commercial sponsor!

    Uh oh, we have a player down on the field.  It looks like he has an injured ankle and will be out for the rest of the game.  This injury is sponsored by…
      December 19, 2021 7:14 PM MST
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  • 53504

    Lol!


    ~

      December 19, 2021 7:45 PM MST
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  • 23576
    We both laughed at the same time!!
      December 19, 2021 7:47 PM MST
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  • 23576
    Ha!
      December 19, 2021 7:46 PM MST
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  • 13277
    That's pretty much what happens with pro and college sports on TV.

    "Fans, the Jets have just entered the Heinz Ketchup red zone."

    College football teams play in games like the TaxSlayer Bowl, the San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl, and the Duck Commander Independence Bowl.

    Teams play in venues like the KFC Yum! Center, the Jobing.com Arena, the Sleep Train Arena, and GEO Group Stadium. And one can buy tickets to attend a NASCAR race known as the Goody's Headache Relief Shot 500. This post was edited by Stu Spelling Bee at December 19, 2021 8:26 PM MST
      December 19, 2021 7:51 PM MST
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