Get drunk.
Get high.
Say “I seen”, “supposubly”, “I could care less” or “Souf Carolina”.
Eat fast food.
Fail to come to a full stop at Stop signs.
Laugh when hearing a child use profanity, either in real life or in media.
Follow a “celebrity’s” every move.
Consume mayonnaise, avocados/guacamole, or Vegemite.
Scoff at tilde collectors.
Assume that other people are stupid or ignorant or racist or bigoted merely because their opinions and ideals and perspectives sharply differ from my own.
See something wrong with driving in aimless and endless circles through as many Minneapolis residential neighborhoods as possible hoping for a long-awaited sighting.
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