Lol.
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I said, “It’s an outrage! The police have been by here five or six times over the past few years waving search warrants in my face and tearing my sub-basement apart! Innocent, law-abiding and mild-mannered pillars of the community like me shouldn’t be subjected to harassment that’s fueled by duplicitous rumors and evil gossip! Grrrrrrr.
“Hey, wait . . . why is everyone laughing? Grrrrrrr.”
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