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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Posted - March 30, 2022

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  • 17592
    Huh?
      March 30, 2022 3:30 PM MDT
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  • 10635
    What do you mean, African or European swallow?


    This post was edited by Shuhak at June 14, 2022 7:36 AM MDT
      March 30, 2022 5:55 PM MDT
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  • 23576
    I'm impressed!
    :)
      March 30, 2022 7:46 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    Hey wait! I asked the question.
      March 30, 2022 8:23 PM MDT
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  • 23576
    Yeah, you're right, ha!! I just had no idea what your question meant but it intrigued me. And that Shuhak knew the quote impressed me. But, yeah -- that's a funny, fun question you asked. I can see you having many movies memorized. :)  That's a funny movie. I've only seen it once.
      March 31, 2022 6:08 AM MDT
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  • 13277
    I blow my nose at you, silly English types. Your father was a hamster, and your mother smelled of elderberries. I fart in your general direction!
      March 31, 2022 6:42 AM MDT
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  • 16763
    I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters!
      June 14, 2022 5:03 AM MDT
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  • 2128
    You actually stated a shortened version from this Start!

    I unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window dresser. So, you think you could outclever us french folks with your silly, knees-bent, running-about, advancing behavior? I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy-leather, second-hand, electric donkey bottom biters

    This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at June 14, 2022 7:36 AM MDT
      June 14, 2022 5:51 AM MDT
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  • 53504

     

      It’s rude of me to ask a lady her age or her weight, but once she gets laid, she should probably swallow.

    ~

      March 30, 2022 8:37 PM MDT
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  • 1953
    Yeah I agree that was rude.
      March 31, 2022 3:43 AM MDT
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  • 53504

     

      Hey, wait! Are you insinuating that someone asked you that in a situation where it was inappropriate? How rude!


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      March 31, 2022 7:14 AM MDT
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  • 3719
    "  airspeed velocity..." Hmmm.
      May 11, 2022 3:48 PM MDT
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  • 16763
    Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
      May 13, 2022 6:10 AM MDT
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