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Element 99

Ridiculous names: I saw one belonging to a receptionist at a clinic last week. Moronica. I had to look three times.

Can you give other ridiculous names?

Posted - April 16, 2022
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  • 52954

     

      Randolfina D; a woman showed up at my doorstep several years ago claiming that she had given birth and that I had sired her daughter, so she named her Randolfina.  Of course, my proof of a decades-old vasectomy helped clear things up. I believe it was a ploy to get her hands on my lucrative tilde collection profits. Grrrrrrr. 


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    This post was edited by Randy D at April 17, 2022 3:45 PM MDT
      April 16, 2022 7:16 PM MDT
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  • 22926

    You should have seen how quickly she bolted out of town when she said the same thing about me and everyone kept laughing at her.  ;)


    She also went as "Billie Jean," too.
      April 16, 2022 7:51 PM MDT
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      Hmmmmm, I seem to remember hearing about a “Welbinia” con job. That lady certainly doesn’t do her homework in picking a mark, right?


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      April 16, 2022 11:02 PM MDT
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  • 22926
    Yup, ha!
    :)


    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at April 17, 2022 8:20 AM MDT
      April 17, 2022 2:53 AM MDT
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  • 22926

    I knew of a "Harry Dick."
    Crazy.

    Not so crazy as Moronica, though.



    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at April 17, 2022 5:53 PM MDT
      April 16, 2022 7:52 PM MDT
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  • 9896
    My mother had a student named LaTrina.
      April 16, 2022 8:35 PM MDT
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  • 52954

     


      She had a roommate named Sue Warr, didn’t she?


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      April 16, 2022 11:06 PM MDT
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  • 5455
    I saw a waitress with Latrine on her name tag once.  The name of Jane’s mom’s student would’ve been an improvement over that, lol.  I wonder why she just didn’t change it.
      April 16, 2022 9:00 PM MDT
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  • 52954

     

      Her cousin’s name was Toya Lett, right?
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      April 16, 2022 11:04 PM MDT
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  • 22926
    I've enjoyed your question and the people's responses so far. Thanks, Element 99.
      April 17, 2022 3:23 AM MDT
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  • 10535
    Frank Zappa named one of his kids Dweezil. Once I was talking with a buddy and a guy called Brian Dick was talking on the radio. I said - I wish I had a cool name like Brain Dick  but I would keep my first name. Buddy said - careful what you wish for Bob. Cheers!  
      April 17, 2022 8:31 AM MDT
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  • 44238
    Didn't he name another kid 'Moon Unit'?
      April 17, 2022 9:54 AM MDT
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  • 10535
    Yeah all his kids have weird names. Cheers!
      April 17, 2022 10:06 AM MDT
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  • 1633
    British born billionaire, J. Paul Getty, has a son named, and I kid you not, Tara Gabriel Gramophone Galaxy Getty!

    Also, there used to be a jounalist named Allen Pizzey... you can just imagine the zingers that produced!


    This post was edited by bevo at April 20, 2022 4:19 PM MDT
      April 17, 2022 3:42 PM MDT
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  • 2764
    Elon Musk;s son:  X Æ A-12
    Daughter:  Exa Dark Sideræl

      April 18, 2022 12:41 PM MDT
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  • 2764
    Here's one for you:

    Aug 7, 2014 — Police say the incident was sparked when Fruitquana Hawkins, 33, reached over for a napkin from victim Timothy Tripp's table at the Edge Bar ...

    https://gothamist.com/news/queens-ex-con-allegedly-shot-man-to-death-during-napkins-dispute

      April 20, 2022 7:20 AM MDT
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  • 16265
    Polly Rocket Adams
    Apple Paltrow
    Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hutchence
    Peaches Geldof
    Sunday Urban
    North West
    Krystal Shanda Lear


    All of the above are real people and all but the last are children of celebrities. Why do famous people have this compulsion to give their kids stupid names? Have they forgotten what school was like?
      April 23, 2022 4:49 AM MDT
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