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Randy D

Funny answers, please: what has been a metaphorical revolving door in your life? For me, finding the “perfect” sandwich-maker. Grrrrrrr.

Posted - June 29, 2022

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Spunky

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Finding the perfect significant other.

June 29, 2022 8:02 AM MDT

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Honey Dew

3024

You po baby. It must be awful, interviewing so many women and allowing them to cook for you.

June 29, 2022 9:38 AM MDT

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Randy D Honey Dew

53524

Well, I have learned to persevere. Sometimes it takes several weeks or several months before I rotate some of them out of here.

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June 29, 2022 10:42 AM MDT

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Honey Dew Randy D

3024

You are so strong!

June 30, 2022 6:21 AM MDT

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Randy D Honey Dew

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June 30, 2022 6:29 AM MDT

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Livvie

5451

For me, it’s always been the grammar justice system. You give me a grammar ticket. I go to grammar jail. I’m out in no time!

This post was edited by Livvie at June 30, 2022 6:18 AM MDT

June 29, 2022 2:21 PM MDT

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Stu Spelling Bee Livvie

13277

Hey, we're on to you, missy. We know where you live! Grrrrr.

June 29, 2022 3:34 PM MDT

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Randy D Livvie

53524

A fella can dream, right?

(Livvie doing a full sentence at hard labor.)

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June 29, 2022 5:01 PM MDT

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Slartibartfast

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Trying to hire a good Vegemite smuggler. I'm still yet to find one who can do the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs (and get past Randy D's security system).

June 29, 2022 7:04 PM MDT

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Randy D Slartibartfast

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“These are not the grammar cops you’re looking for. You do not need to see their identification. Move along.”

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June 29, 2022 7:50 PM MDT

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