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Randy D

What are some good ways to deal with personnel conflicts when I choose one sandwichista over another?

 




  “You don’t understand: she spreads better than you do, and besides that, I really like what she does with the crust . . . ”

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Posted - July 2, 2022
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  • 7795
    Toss a coin. That does it for me. Works for people and animals too.
      July 2, 2022 2:10 PM MDT
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  • 1502
    I would never toss an animal.
      July 3, 2022 12:42 PM MDT
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  • 1952
    Eat salads
      July 2, 2022 3:07 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      Hey, wait . . .


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      July 2, 2022 3:58 PM MDT
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  • 11087
    Make your own sandwiches. 
      July 2, 2022 5:51 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      That’s just plain sacrilege wrapped in blasphemy, heavily sprinkled with foul thinking, then submerged in horror and topped with double layers of atrocious suggestiveness. Grrrrrrr.


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      July 2, 2022 11:26 PM MDT
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  • 16826
    Pick the one who does the best Vegemite and smashed avocado on toast.
      July 2, 2022 11:49 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      This Aussie has figured out a way to sneak one of his shills in here to infiltrate Chez Randé! I have to log off now; I’m going to barf . . . 


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      July 3, 2022 10:20 AM MDT
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  • 23641
      July 3, 2022 8:41 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Problem solved!  The shipment of sandwich-making machines arrived today!  I let all of the sandwich-making women out of your basement and installed the new machines.  Look at them go!

      July 8, 2022 7:56 AM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      IT’S. NOT. THE. SAME. THING!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRR.


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      July 8, 2022 9:00 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    It’s not the same thing!  It’s better!  Look at all of those sandwiches being made!  You’re going to have to add another sub-basement level to store all of them.  I scheduled trucks from the local food bank to come and pick up the excess sandwiches.
      July 9, 2022 8:08 AM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      Memo to HR at Randall D Randolph Incorporated: effective immediately, Livvie is OUT, and absolutely none of her ideas or projects are to move forward! Grrrrrrr.

      Bring in that new set of those three applicants who went on vacation with me on the No-Tell Motel Junket and were then told to wait for a phone call to see if they would be brought into the fold. Now is the time.


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      July 9, 2022 6:47 PM MDT
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  • 5451

    The shuttle service you use to pick up new sandwich-making women called.  They won’t be able to make anymore pickups.  They’re going out of business due to increased costs.  Sorry, Randy.   It’s hard to keep a fleet of creepy vans on the road with the fuel prices being what they are these days.  They hope you’ll understand.



      July 9, 2022 8:10 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      Please don’t listen to Livvie, folks; none of what she suggests here is true.  


      I don’t send vans (creepy or not) to go pick up my detainees volunteers, I personally go and get them.


      A panel of mental health specialists is working feverishly to find a cure for Livvie, but she resists all treatment measures. I believe Tasers are the next step. 
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      July 9, 2022 9:58 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Oh no, Randy.  You’re not going to use THAT car!  It’s still in the shop.  I had a little accident with it when I took it out for a spin.  I was hoping they’d be done with it before you noticed.
      July 9, 2022 10:02 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     


      Grrrrrrr. Padlocked doors mean nothing to you, I see. Grrrrrrr. 

      :(

      July 9, 2022 10:09 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    They’re almost done with it.  Supply chain issues are holding them up.  They’re having a hard time finding a replacement for the right front wheel, which rolled down the side of the cliff and into the ocean when I had that minor fender bender.
      July 9, 2022 10:19 PM MDT
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  • 16826
    Women drivers!
      July 9, 2022 10:34 PM MDT
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