Were you ever teacher's pet in grade school? Why do you think that was?

 

  What a con job! Grrrrrrr.
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Not in elementary school it wasn't! 

:P

 

  You were probably just revving your engines at that age. The take-off occurred much later. Grrrrrrr.

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You were probably also cute.

:)

 

  Randy D: “Yes, Detective, I’m sure of it. The exact same method was used on that teachers’ lounge and my harem chapters in Colorado, North Dakota, South Dakota, and Winnipeg, Canada! Only one person can be traced to a connection with all of those places and has it in for me! It has Livvie’s handiwork written all over it, I tell you. I suggest a combination of tear gas and Tasers to soften her up for the arrest, and the most secure restraints possible after she’s been taken down. She’s a slippery one, that Livvie. Broke out of my sub-basement every time I thought I had her. Oh, wait . . . ”

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I have alibis for each of those arsons.  When the Colorado fire started, I was in the fourth-level sub-basement making myself a turkey Parmesan sandwich.  It was delicious.  When the South Dakota fire started, I was upstairs raiding Randy’s refrigerator.  When the North Dakota fire started, I was in the second-level sub-basement watching TV.  When the fire in Manitoba started, I was in the jacuzzi in the fifth-level sub-basement.

Umm, no, Randy can’t vouch for me.  He went somewhere in his car 16 hours before that fire in Denver started.  He came back about a week later, but I had friends over who can confirm I was here the entire time.