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Nanoose

What type of disguise will Trump use if he flees the coutry to avoid espionage charges?

It is possible that Trump could be charged with espionage which could mean life in prison. To avoid that Trump might decide to flee the US. I think his disguise will be similar to the photo below but because he will likely be going to Russia he will also be wearing a babushka. Cheers and happy weekend!

Posted - August 26, 2022
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  • 10662
    He'd disguise himself as a democrat.
      August 26, 2022 11:15 AM MDT
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  • 13277
    He used to be one.
      August 26, 2022 11:19 AM MDT
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  • 11151
    I figure no matter how hard Trump tries to disguise himself as a democrat he would still wear a goofy oversized red tie and a MAGA hat so they would spot him easily. But maybe to be on the safe side the airports should start playing the YMCA song all the time. Then when Trump steps into the airport and hears the song he will start doing his goofy YMCA dance  and be recognised. Cheers and happy weekend! 
      August 26, 2022 11:45 AM MDT
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  • 11087
      August 26, 2022 1:25 PM MDT
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  • 11151
    Fashion wise that is a good look for Trump because the big round glasses would draw attention away from his big round butt that contains top secret documents. I figure he could hide 2 boxes of secret documents and a 1/100 scale modal of a new top secret sub. Cheers and happy weekend! This post was edited by Nanoose at August 27, 2022 7:28 AM MDT
      August 26, 2022 2:00 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Whoever thought of that is a creative genius! SOOOOO Funny! 
      August 27, 2022 3:52 AM MDT
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  • 1952
    An oompa loompa or a Teletubby.  This post was edited by Echooos at August 27, 2022 3:52 AM MDT
      August 26, 2022 1:42 PM MDT
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  • 11151
    Yeah a Teletubby stuck on fox and friends. Cheers and happy weekend!
      August 26, 2022 2:01 PM MDT
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  • 16826
    A fatberg and escape through the sewers.
      August 26, 2022 10:00 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Well, he disguised himself as a conservative Christian to win the presidency in 2016, so I'll go with a Buddhist disguise this time! 


      August 27, 2022 4:01 AM MDT
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  • 11087
    He can get used to wearing orange.




      August 27, 2022 4:17 AM MDT
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  • 10052
    Goes perfectly with his chosen hue! 
      August 27, 2022 4:29 AM MDT
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  • 2219
    I believe he'd need a fake passport to go with the disguised id. 
      August 27, 2022 4:47 AM MDT
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  • 3820
    Well, the FBI seized three of his passports, so maybe one of them was one he was planning to use.  Why would he need three passports, I ask?

    I think he should wear one of those burkas which would cover just about all of him.  In fact, he could start now.
      August 27, 2022 7:30 AM MDT
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  • 34432
    Illegally seized them.  But they did return then.  2 were expired and 1 was the current valid one.
      August 28, 2022 8:29 PM MDT
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  • 2219
    If he's in disguise, the valid passport will give the show away. 
      August 29, 2022 5:24 AM MDT
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  • 34432
    He will not be in disguise. 
      August 29, 2022 5:53 AM MDT
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  • 34432
    No need for a disguise....he has done nothing illegal.  
      August 28, 2022 8:27 PM MDT
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  • 2219

    Won't stop the Borderforce from baulking him. 

     

     

      August 29, 2022 5:24 AM MDT
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  • 34432
    He will not be going to border. If he does travel, he uses his private plane. 
      August 29, 2022 5:52 AM MDT
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