Wait, what? There’s a coronation going on somewhere?
That has nothing to do with me. Just wake me up when the breakfast sandwiches are ready, ok? (Yawn.)
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Yes! My coronation dinner was held today and it was celebrated by all! Wait. Now one my kids is crying. Fine, here’s your crown back. Harumph.
(You got coronated? Gee, no one looks into candidates’ backgrounds for criminal activity anymore, I guess. Your record of Anti-Randy D Randolph dealings alone should have tipped the scales against you. Grrrrrrr.)
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