Wait, what? There’s a coronation going on somewhere?

That has nothing to do with me. Just wake me up when the breakfast sandwiches are ready, ok? (Yawn.)
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Yes! My coronation dinner was held today and it was celebrated by all! Wait. Now one my kids is crying. Fine, here’s your crown back. Harumph. ![]()


(You got coronated? Gee, no one looks into candidates’ backgrounds for criminal activity anymore, I guess. Your record of Anti-Randy D Randolph dealings alone should have tipped the scales against you. Grrrrrrr.)
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