If the site goes down, how many of us would fit in the life rafts?
Jane S will be floating by on a wooden door
and I’ll be in the water holding onto the edge of it (freezing my patootie off in the process), it will be so touching and beautiful and romantic, ala Rose and Jack in “Titanic” . . . hey, wait a second! That didn’t turn out so well for Jack by the time the movie ended! I want an entire rewrite for the Jane and Randall version! Scrap the whole last five minutes, have them both get rescued, extend the film another 45 minutes on top of its already ridiculously long running time, but that’s necessary in order to include more sex scenes. Those are a mandatory contractual clause whenever I appear as the subject, character, or actor in any production, but especially when Jane S is also simultaneously depicted. And have the costume designer rig up a flimsier life jacket for Jane S; this needs to be as realistic as possible, people! Grrrrrrrr.
Grrrrrr, I think this is yet another case of impersonation and photoshopping on that image.
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