I have and I think it was fate that made me do it. I had just gotten a well paying job as a Ming welder. But on the 3rd day I was taking the bus home and when we went past a K-mart store I rang the bell and got off the bus. Then I went into the store and applied for a job that paid 5X less then what I was making as a welder. The next day I started working at the store and met my future wife for the first time. Cheers and happy weekend!
Gee, I’m just glad that you, Savvy, along with Livvie, Martina, Boss Lady, Spunky, Thrifty Maid, and especially Jane S, and countless other women, all love me so much that I would never have to worry about any of you wanting to murder me. I’m touched, really I am.
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All of this analytical output you’ve presented is fascinating: in evaluating me, you’ve discovered I’m a run-of-the-mill, average, everyday, harmless and loveable sandwichiopath, correct?
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