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You’ve neglected to pluralize one word and to place the necessary comma between two others. You are entitled to one phone call during the booking process, and this time, once that’s done, Bubba‘s cell is the only one available for us to place you while you wait to see the judge at Grammar Court. Grrrrrrrrrr.
Who frowned upon that, and why?
Your “relationship” with one of the grammar cops (me), coupled with your 98% rating of instances of using not only correct but wonderfully impeccable grammar, are factors that refute your claim of apathy.
Pssssst: (Meet me at the usual place and time this weekend. I believe it’s your turn to rub baby oil all over my body. Pay close attention to all of my naughty zones.)
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