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Livvie

How would the Bible be different if it were written by the people who write the ads that appear at the bottom of Answermug?

King Solomon's net worth left us speechless!

12 disgusting habits in Sodom and Gomorrah.  You won't believe Number 9!

Posted - July 31, 2017
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  • 7919
    LMAO I think you covered it nicely. I bet that would increase readership, too. Anyone else watching the show "American Gods?" I would love to see something like that pulled into their plot.
      July 31, 2017 5:30 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    it wouldnt be the bible if they did that
      July 31, 2017 5:57 PM MDT
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  • 5354
    The bible have been 'sold' in a great many ways already, There have bee bible musicals, bible movies, bible plays,Christmas exhibits of Rudolf with an electric gloving nose, etc, etc... many of them just as disgusting as Livvies examples.
      July 31, 2017 6:33 PM MDT
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  • 10049
    Hahaha! 

    Can you ace our 12 Apostles quiz? 

    What ever happened to Samson and Delilah? 
      July 31, 2017 6:34 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Yes.   Yes.  You just inspired me. 
      July 31, 2017 6:39 PM MDT
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  • 5354
    Remember the beautiful Delilah? her photo today will make you cry.
      July 31, 2017 6:44 PM MDT
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  • 5455
    Only 4% of Judeans can pass this quiz!
      July 31, 2017 8:25 PM MDT
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  • 5354
    Im not sure about Samson and Delila, but Sodom and Gomorra lived happily ever after (and that is from a real Bible School quiz, as reported by the teacher)
      August 1, 2017 10:15 PM MDT
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  • 10049
    I'm not an expert, but I think they were allegedly cities that God burned to the ground. 

    Here's a question, though. Why did Sodom come away with fame (or is it infamy, hehe)? You never hear about anyone committing "gormorrahy"! 
      August 2, 2017 4:42 PM MDT
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  • 5354
    Because Lot lived in Sodom until the angels told him to flee
      August 2, 2017 7:53 PM MDT
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  • 10049
    So no one noteworthy lived in Gomorrah? 

    So long as this isn't a sexist thing.. and Gomorrah wasn't the "sister city" of Sodom. 
      August 3, 2017 6:08 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Can you BELIEVE what Eve looks like now?  300 years later and 5 kids?  (or was it 6?)

    Hot Stone Massage, will it catch on?

    How to cure asp urine addiction.  Do you sniff and are out of control?

    Is Noah into beastiality or did the Lord atually call on him to do this?

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at July 31, 2017 11:23 PM MDT
      July 31, 2017 6:50 PM MDT
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  • 10049
    Hehehe! 
      July 31, 2017 6:54 PM MDT
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  • 5455
    8 simple hacks for getting two of every living thing and seven pairs of every clean creature and of every bird into an ark.
      July 31, 2017 8:20 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Very nice ad for the side too.  Along with the Mesopotamian Brides for sale.

      July 31, 2017 8:25 PM MDT
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  • 22918

    Mary had a little lamb and, wow, was Joseph surprised!!
      July 31, 2017 6:58 PM MDT
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  • 5455
    Mary showed up at the clinic with nausea and bloating.  Doctors were stunned by what they found!
      July 31, 2017 8:24 PM MDT
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  • 16262
    Never mind Joseph, how do you think Mrs MacDonald felt when her elderly husband had a farm?
      August 1, 2017 9:54 AM MDT
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  • 22918
    Ha!
    :)


    "E I E I O!!!!" I bet he shouted in the process!
      August 1, 2017 5:49 PM MDT
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  • 22918
    Funny, funny question!!
    :)
    Thanks for the smiles, Livvie!
      July 31, 2017 6:59 PM MDT
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  • 52954

    Ark passengers endured seemingly endless torture without being allowed to disembark, National Transportation Safety Board opens investigation!

    Genesis Six-Day Sale now extended to one more day!  

    Child Protective Services receives report of child placed in rickety, leaky basket and sent downriver. Mother held for questioning. 

    Environmental Activists ask: "What of all the sea life that suddenly found no water in the Red Sea?"

    Joshua proves faulty architecture and shoddy building supplies in city-wide retaining wall. 

    Brothers bully their young sibling, steal his coat, force him into swimming pool. 

    Child/custody battle finally settled: all parties receive fair share. 

    ~


     
      July 31, 2017 11:34 PM MDT
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  • 52954

    Samson's secrets for men's hair care revealed at last!  You'll never believe your eyes!

    Curfew violations met with stiff reprisals, doorjams must bear distinctive marking to avoid penalty!

    Woman claims a talking reptile caused downfall, her husband pleads the fifth. 

    Man testifies that his wife became a mass of a table condiment, suspicion of murder not ruled out even though no body has been found.

    ~ 
      July 31, 2017 11:42 PM MDT
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  • 22918
    Definitely hilarious!
    :)
      August 1, 2017 5:50 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Hilarious
      August 1, 2017 10:07 AM MDT
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