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Benedict Arnold

help me I’m so drunk right now

Posted - February 3, 2018
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  • 2052
    Help you?  don't drink anymore. 
      February 3, 2018 2:09 AM MST
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  • 13395
    Yer not drunk -you are just dizzy from hitting your head when you fell down sober.
      February 3, 2018 2:46 AM MST
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  • 17593
    I make it a point to stay away from drunks.
      February 3, 2018 4:19 AM MST
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  • 16768
    I just did. I hid your car keys.
      February 3, 2018 4:20 AM MST
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  • its fine i don’t drive anyway
      February 3, 2018 10:33 AM MST
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  • 6988
    I had a can of beer once.  Awful bland stuff. Anyway, I had an alcoholic father, so I knew NOT to drink that stuff.  He died on the bathroom floor in a pool of blood after his liver ruptured. 
      February 3, 2018 6:42 AM MST
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  • 44607
    Maybe someone hit you on the head with a Canadian Club. This post was edited by Element 99 at February 3, 2018 6:00 PM MST
      February 3, 2018 7:05 AM MST
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  • 14795
    Who would have the bottle to do that to you....No wonder people don't like getting Smashed any more.... :) This post was edited by Nice Jugs at February 4, 2018 7:18 AM MST
      February 3, 2018 7:38 AM MST
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  • 46117
    OK

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at February 3, 2018 11:44 AM MST
      February 3, 2018 11:33 AM MST
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  • 22891
    stop drinking then and dont drive
      February 3, 2018 2:45 PM MST
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