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Are we there yet?

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Posted - February 14, 2018
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  • 5808
    passed through there while you were asleep
      February 14, 2018 9:09 AM MST
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  • 53509


      Hey, how did you get out of the trunk of the car?



    ~
      February 14, 2018 9:18 AM MST
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  • 44619
    Safety latch.
      February 14, 2018 9:32 AM MST
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  • 10642
    I've asked myself that same question for 2 weeks now.  However, my GPS insists that we're "here".  It all started when I told my new GPS that I wanted to go 'there'.  

    It said, "Turn left in 100 feet". (I did that) ... "Go straight for 8 blocks". (I did that too) ... "You are 'here'".

    "But I don't want to be 'here'", I protested, " I want to be 'there'.  Tell me how to get 'there'!"

    It said, "Turn right in 100 feet". (so I did) .... "Go straight for 8 blocks". (so  I did) .... "You are 'here'".

    "No, no, no!  I don't want to be 'here', I want to be there!"

    I've tried and tried to get 'there', but no matter what I do I always end up 'here' ("you are 'here'". ; "You are 'here'". ; "You are 'here'".).    Maybe I've fallen into some terrifying quantum realm where "there" doesn't exist.  Forever doomed to always be 'here'.  Or maybe, just maybe, one can't get 'there' from 'here'. 
      February 14, 2018 9:37 AM MST
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  • 44619
    It's where 'they' are. Also...You can't get there from here.
      February 14, 2018 9:42 AM MST
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  • 2052
    Ask Randy D, he can lead the way.  lol
      February 14, 2018 3:59 PM MST
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  • 5835
    I can't figure out how those map makers knew exactly where I would be when I got there!
      February 15, 2018 4:50 AM MST
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  • 234
    It's a racetrack.....
      February 14, 2018 9:48 AM MST
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  • 44619
    Life is a racetrack.
      February 14, 2018 9:55 AM MST
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  • 234
    So is there someone at the end waving a checkered flag??? Hopefully, he isn't holding a sickle in his other hand....or a pitchfork!!!!
      February 14, 2018 10:06 AM MST
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  • 7280
    And don't you hate it when "they" arbitrarily change the direction you have to go in?
      February 14, 2018 12:20 PM MST
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  • 44619
    A checkered sickle.
      February 14, 2018 10:19 AM MST
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  • 13395
    We are still here because none of us can be all there.
      February 14, 2018 10:59 AM MST
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  • 22891
    no, not yet
      February 14, 2018 2:57 PM MST
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  • 2052
    I had a wonderful romantic evening planned for us but you changed your phone number.  :  (
      February 14, 2018 4:01 PM MST
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  • 3523
    I keep hearing about all these young people that are "going together."  Ask one of them if we're there yet.
      February 14, 2018 8:19 PM MST
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  • 5835
    Almost! We're getting closer all the time.
      February 15, 2018 4:50 AM MST
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