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if the Queen of England nighted you what would your tittle be?

If I was nighted during the winter my tittle would be - Sir Lots Of Pants. Because when it's cold I wear 2 pair of  Sweat pants under my work pants. Cheers!

Posted - March 11, 2018
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  • 6988
    Sir B.H. of Wilson,  Earl of Tomatoes, Sheffield Realm.
      March 11, 2018 10:57 AM MDT
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  • 11100
    Why  Earl of tomatoes ? Do you  really like tomatoes or somthing like that? Cheers!
      March 11, 2018 11:09 AM MDT
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  • 6988
    I grow many varieties of tomatoes. They win awards at the local county fair. When I die, perhaps I will be remembered as that motorcycle riding, tomato growing guy. Oh, and my ancestors came from Sheffield. This post was edited by B.H.Wilson at March 11, 2018 11:38 AM MDT
      March 11, 2018 11:21 AM MDT
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  • 53502


      Sir Randolph the Valiant, Defender of the Grammarites, who will teach you how to spell and how to use words correctly and the proper use of uppercase and lowercase letters. 

    (if If)
    (nighted knighted)
    (tittle title)
    (If I was nightedIf I were knighted) 
    or (If I had been knighted)
    (Sweat sweat)


      March 11, 2018 11:04 AM MDT
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  • 6098
    Mistress of the night. 
      March 11, 2018 11:15 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    Sir Ally Cat -searching for females in heat.
      March 11, 2018 11:37 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    Miss Appropriate seems appropriate .....:)
      March 11, 2018 11:48 AM MDT
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  • 53502




      Miss, I think you're missin' something there. (Miss Inappropriate.)
    ~
      March 11, 2018 11:54 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    Ok....you have me bang to rights ...which is actually appropriate I suppose...:}D
      March 11, 2018 12:46 PM MDT
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  • 5835
    I guess it would have to be Sir AllNight. I'm not as young as I used to be.
      March 11, 2018 12:24 PM MDT
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  • 3523
    I would be knighted Sir Loin of Beef.  Sir Osis of the Liver?
      March 11, 2018 8:51 PM MDT
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  • 73
    Sir Sprint McRunfast, namby-pamby milksop of Mollycoddle.
      March 12, 2018 4:50 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    Princess Dusk'y Maiden Would be very appropriate I think.....
      March 12, 2018 5:37 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Sharonna, Mother of Dragons, Queen of the far Isles of Florida and Jamaica and Warden of the North; warrioress of Trump and the GOP, defender of the immigrant, champion of Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren.  And protector of animals.  And kids. 

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at March 19, 2018 11:25 PM MDT
      March 19, 2018 11:22 PM MDT
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  • 5835
    Come on, the OP said "nighted" not "naked".
      March 21, 2018 8:14 PM MDT
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