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Can you think of a really stupid job one might have? Humorous please.

Posted - April 5, 2018
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  • 14795
    A Brick'unlayer ......it's a lost art really as they tend to keep running out of work....:( 
      April 5, 2018 12:23 PM MDT
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  • 44649
    I certainly couldn't do it.
      April 5, 2018 12:26 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Its a smashing job and it opens up all sorts of job prospects.......

    When I was little ,my dad use to buy secondhand reclaimed London Stock bricks for £ 100 pounds a thousand.....They must be £ 3000/£ 4000 per thousand now if you can get them....maybe more..ill have to ask....:( 
      April 5, 2018 12:44 PM MDT
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  • 44649
    What did he use them for? Building a new wall?
      April 5, 2018 12:48 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Refurbishing old Victorian buildings ,mostly rebuilding to outside walls of the house..sometimes Fifteen thousand bricks are needed......more sometime ,less on others.
    Tea leafs  roam building sites to steal the bricks before they are laid....:( 
      April 5, 2018 2:24 PM MDT
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  • 5835
    At one time there was a site builtstlouis.com (now extinct) where they recorded the theft of St. Louis buildings. Used bricks are a popular material, and whole neighborhoods of the city have been carried away.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/20/us/20brick.html
      April 7, 2018 1:02 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    They are a form of instant cash ....more so since new bricks went metric in England.....the bricks are slightly smaller now and if you patch an old brick wall with new bricks the bed and perp joints are bigger and it looks so out of place.....:(
      April 7, 2018 2:06 AM MDT
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  • 5451
    I guess if you're ever injured in a spaceship accident you need to call this guy!

      April 5, 2018 2:42 PM MDT
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  • 23641
    Ha!
    :)
      April 5, 2018 5:48 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    LOL

    I know an alien that is desperate for counsel.  He hires only the best people, but no one wants the job.

      April 5, 2018 11:45 PM MDT
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  • 2658
    Whatever you're sending downrange please aim high. This post was edited by Beans/SilentGeneration at April 6, 2018 8:07 AM MDT
      April 5, 2018 3:52 PM MDT
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  • 23641
    oh MYY!!
    :)
      April 5, 2018 5:48 PM MDT
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  • 53526


      Why did they select the tallest man on the entire platoon to go out there?  Lol!
    ~
      April 5, 2018 5:52 PM MDT
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  • 2658
    Hopefully, they're not using a grenade launcher for practice.
      April 6, 2018 9:29 AM MDT
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  • 44649
    Population control?
      April 6, 2018 8:07 AM MDT
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  • 2658
    Hahahaha... 
      April 6, 2018 9:31 AM MDT
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  • 53526

      They've tried to hire people to watch me and keep me from grammar-policing and tilde-gardening.  None of the applicants ever made it through an entire workweek before resigning their positions and returning the retainer they had been paid. Most of them quit before the end of the first shift on the first day. One of them is still in therapy years after the experience, and one of them has never been heard from again. 
    ~

     
      April 5, 2018 5:39 PM MDT
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  • 23641
    I'm still smiling!
    :)
      April 5, 2018 5:46 PM MDT
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  • 53526


      Aunt Francine accepted the very first job that came along. As bad as it is, anything is better than having to go back to that office and work alongside Randy D five days a week for nine hours a day. 



    ~
      April 5, 2018 5:50 PM MDT
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  • 2052
    ROTFLMAO-  
      April 5, 2018 9:37 PM MDT
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  • 1633
      April 5, 2018 10:36 PM MDT
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  • 5835
    It's a sh*tty job, but somebody's gotta do


      April 5, 2018 9:39 PM MDT
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  • 1633
      April 5, 2018 10:19 PM MDT
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  • 23641
    I like Alex Former Child
    ;)
      April 6, 2018 12:07 PM MDT
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