I understand the personalized advertisements on sites like Answer Mug, but wouldn't it be nice if you could check a box that says "bought it"? I'm tired of seeing ads for crap I've already bought. Especially if they're for a better item/better deal!
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Real snooze-fest, huh?
"Is she ordering more crap for her dogs over there? Doesn't she realize how old she's getting?? She should either figuring out how to get a wealthy man or saving for her retirement!!"
Why do you need some other man besides me? I hope Stu hasn’t been hanging around. You haven’t been stepping out on me, have you? Grrrrrr.
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Grrrrrrrr I bet you’ve been going behind my back sneaking avocados in here and making guacamole spread! Do you have Vegemite hidden in here too? I don’t even know who you are any more! I’m packing my bags and going back to Mother!
We’re through!
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This is about the Acme Mayonnaise and Vegemite Detection Kit, isn’t it? How did you even know that I bought it? They promised me confidentiality, I paid cash for it, and I had it delivered in nondescript unmarked plain brown paper packaging! Grrrrrrrr.