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If you found Jesus, where the heck was he? Key West? Timbuktu? Detroit?

Posted - May 18, 2018
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  • 46117
    Kansas.  He went there to retrieve the sandal he lost.

      May 18, 2018 1:22 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    Well...Since so many have found him, I guess he's not in Kansas anymore.
      May 18, 2018 1:25 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    No, Toto, we are NOT.  

    We are in Nazi Germany now.

      May 18, 2018 2:10 PM MDT
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  • 5354
    He is next to the umbrella stand.
      May 18, 2018 1:58 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    Holy crap...Waldo found him.
      May 19, 2018 6:37 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    hes everywhere
      May 18, 2018 2:30 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    Is he sitting on your lap?
      May 18, 2018 2:31 PM MDT
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  • 5354
    So it is just his hands that are everywhere ? :-)
      May 23, 2018 5:49 PM MDT
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  • 6023
    I found him, once.
    He was sitting in a Buddhist monastery.
    I said: "Hey!  Aren't you " ... and he waved his hands wildly, and said "Shhhhhhhh!".
      May 18, 2018 2:52 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    He works in the little corner shop colae to where I live stacking shells ....he's not much doing other things as he seems to think a tin of Sardines and one bread roll can feed every one in London for a month....:( 
      May 18, 2018 3:01 PM MDT
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  • 5808

    Not on physical plane
    was with Him on Astral Plane.
    He dropped down from His Plane
    of existence to guide me
    while I was on Astral plane.
         I wasn't looking for Him
    He found me where I was.
    it's a long story.
    but I will put it in my blog
    if anyone 
    interested.


      May 18, 2018 3:29 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    He was standing next to Waldo at the time.
      May 18, 2018 3:29 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    I found him floating in my Kale shake, well, his face was, not the rest of him.
      May 18, 2018 5:08 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    Sell it on e-bay.
      May 18, 2018 8:10 PM MDT
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  • 6023

    You know they got a toaster that can transfer a picture to your toast?

    Imagine the money you could make selling religious toast!  LOL

      May 22, 2018 3:26 PM MDT
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  • 1393
    Q "If you found Jesus, where the heck was he? Key West? Timbuktu? Detroit?"
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    The Romans took him to Europe and when the Europeans got tired of his message of turning the other cheek they persuaded every country they set foot in to adopt him. So he's now found in Africa, Korea, the Philippines and many other former European colonies.
      May 20, 2018 11:29 AM MDT
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  • 5354
    Right you are, including all over the middle east
      May 23, 2018 5:46 PM MDT
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  • 1393
    true, there too, complete with Arabic copies of the Bible wherein God is called Allah despite strong denials by most non-Arab Christians
      May 23, 2018 6:52 PM MDT
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  • 16792
    Of course He is, the Arabic name Allah is derived from the Aramaic Eloi. That's what Jesus called Him.
      May 23, 2018 7:15 PM MDT
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  • 1393
    Indeed. Things look very different when you know more about them. Arabic, Aramaic and Hebrew are similar sister Semitic languages. The link between the Arabic Allah and the Aramaic Eloi becomes even stronger if you split Allah into the two words that it is made up of, the definite article "Al" [= the] and the word "Elah" [= god] If you drop the vowel between Al and Elah and join them you get Allah. In Arabic you add the "i" vowel [pronounced ee] at the end of a noun and it becomes "my thing", so Elahi = my god. Now compare the Arabic Elahi = my god with the Aramaic Eloi = my god. Amazing.
      May 24, 2018 5:01 AM MDT
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  • 2657
    Do you have a link where some type of Christian denied that God is called Allah in Arabic copies of the Bible?
    I think it's strange when typing or speaking English and then they wan't to use Allah instead of God but if typing or speaking Arabic would seem natural to me. Does anyone speak Arabic and substitute English when the word God comes up?
      May 25, 2018 7:15 AM MDT
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  • 1393
    Not sure of the aim of your post. Not sure what you're getting at. Are you saying that an Arab Christian when speaking in English would not use the word Allah? Are you saying that an Arab Christian speaking English would not say "Of course I pray to Allah" and are you saying that a non-Arab Christian speaking English would have no problem saying "Of course I too pray to Allah" 
      May 25, 2018 9:23 AM MDT
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  • 2657
    It's really that hard to understand my post in light of yours?

     
    true, there too, complete with Arabic copies of the Bible wherein God is called Allah despite strong denials by most non-Arab Christians
       May 23, 2018 5:52 PM


     
    Do you have a link where some type of Christian denied that God is called Allah in Arabic copies of the Bible?
    I think it's strange when typing or speaking English and then they wan't to use Allah instead of God but if typing or speaking Arabic would seem natural to me. Does anyone speak Arabic and substitute English when the word God comes up?
      May 25, 2018 12:01 PM MDT
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  • 1393
    Anyway, I have already responded to your post. If you agree that's great. If not it don't bother me. We'll just have to agree to disagree.
      May 25, 2018 1:08 PM MDT
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