It does relieve so much pain and tension.....more so I find if your in a posh place packed with people.... Have you ever heard a really really posh person use the F word..... It's truly pathetic and it has me in hysterics....
The top public school boys and girls are the worse..... Prince Charles sounds like he stutters when he utters then....
The best is they they don't realise just how stupid and idiotic they look and sound....:)
The latches on the goat gates. There aren't really any. They are long strings of chain that we wind and clip to one side. This was NOT my idea. It was my parents. For any of you who have had goats, as cute and funny as they can be, when they want out to get to their food, there is nothing that will stop them. This morning before I left my parents, I went to move them to the west pasture to the north. I couldn't get the damn latch open and with the goats jumping up and down and pushing it finally did SNAP on my finger! *&()^%$!!! (*&^%)#@$!!!!!
I'm allergic to cats and there's a cat that hangs around my yard. He loves me so much and he follows me everywhere and he rubs up against my legs leaving cat hair on me. Some days I can't keep my cool and I call him every name under the sun and I yell at him even though he's a nice cat.
This post was edited by Summer at June 6, 2018 1:40 AM MDT
Cats are evil creatures even if they don't mean to be.. especially if they catch on how to torment you. Cats do happen to be my favorite kind of pet animal though.
This one in particular seems so needy. It's crazy that I have the friendliest cat in the world and I'm allergic. I do agree with the evil statement to some extent because this cat would rather drag a mouse around and play with it, torture it, bat it around and scare the hell out of it before ever killing it. Sadistic.
This post was edited by Summer at June 9, 2018 7:01 PM MDT
You could give him a little pile of catnip ro keep him occupied for a while. Or if needs be seriously you can get a chemical spray cat repellent (the organic stuff is ineffective) from a pet supply store and spray it on your lower pant leg. It's odorless to humans but when he gets a whiff of the stuff he'll back off ten feet and think "yikes! I'm not coming near you again".
Cats are evil b@$tards. If they had opposable thumbs, they'd wipe us out. The cat KNOWS you're allergic, that's why he does it - and goes "Mwahahhahaha" behind your back. Why do you think the stereotypical villain ALWAYS has a pet cat?
That could be true. I always remind myself that if I were smaller than that cat he would kill me. That's a good point about villains having pet cats as well. Makes me think of Mad cat, Dr.Claw's cat from Inspector Gadget.
I can feel you twitching your tail, giving that low, gurgling growl, with your yellows staring at me through the deep, black, dilated pupils. Please don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel about the purring, playful, beasts :) ;)
Thanks. For now I've just been calling him a "F__king a__hole" and I've been yelling at him and threatening him regularly and then feeling bad and giving him treats before I go inside. He doesn't listen. What an a__hole!
A slimy slug that killed my giant sunflower starter plants - I tracked it down and called it ever dirty name in the book. A few years ago I would of made fertilizer out of it but I was merciful and just took it for a one way walk (took me 5 minutes but it will take the slug months to get back here). Cheers!
I cleaned up my grandsons duplo blocks and put them in there container. I forgot to zip up the top and tripped over it and all the blocks came tumbling out for me to clean up again.
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